Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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