I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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