Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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