im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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