Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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