My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Small penises have feelings too.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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