it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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