i permit you to call me
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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