is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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