Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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