I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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