No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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