margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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