I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
the gays at disneyland are vicious
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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