Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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