Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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