love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
