her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
