Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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