I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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