I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
You can make out without kissing
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