Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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