I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Are my feet made of real feet?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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