I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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