I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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