I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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