The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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