Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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