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whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
he quoted the bible to break up with me
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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