if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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