I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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