bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
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