yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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