you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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