Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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