Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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