Already got asked if we're dating
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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