yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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