i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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