why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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