okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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