Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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