Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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