Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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