why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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