This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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