We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i drank out of a bidet.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
