When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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