wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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