threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
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I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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