margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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