So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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