I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
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Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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