Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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