quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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