Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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