Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
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just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
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