so explain again why im purple
no
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Randomize
